{"id":8,"date":"2026-05-08T03:43:05","date_gmt":"2026-05-08T03:43:05","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/gloomie.lol\/?page_id=8"},"modified":"2026-05-08T04:19:15","modified_gmt":"2026-05-08T04:19:15","slug":"elementor-8","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/gloomie.lol\/","title":{"rendered":"Elementor #8"},"content":{"rendered":"\t\t<div data-elementor-type=\"wp-post\" data-elementor-id=\"8\" class=\"elementor elementor-8\" data-elementor-post-type=\"page\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-477e6ac e-con-full e-flex e-con e-parent\" data-id=\"477e6ac\" data-element_type=\"container\" data-settings=\"{&quot;background_background&quot;:&quot;classic&quot;}\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-60d1ce3 elementor-widget elementor-widget-html\" data-id=\"60d1ce3\" data-element_type=\"widget\" data-widget_type=\"html.default\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-widget-container\">\n\t\t\t<div class=\"gloomie-site\">\r\n  <style>\r\n    @import url('https:\/\/fonts.googleapis.com\/css2?family=Bowlby+One+SC&family=Space+Grotesk:wght@400;600;700;800&family=JetBrains+Mono:wght@400;700&display=swap');\r\n\r\n    .gloomie-site {\r\n      --g-bg: #000000;\r\n      --g-white: #ffffff;\r\n      --g-muted: rgba(255,255,255,.62);\r\n      --g-soft: rgba(255,255,255,.08);\r\n      --g-border: #000000;\r\n      --g-frame: #1d1d1d;\r\n      --g-screen: #070707;\r\n      --g-green: #58ff3f;\r\n      --g-green-2: #a7ff4f;\r\n      --g-shadow: rgba(0,0,0,.75);\r\n      --g-radius: 14px;\r\n\r\n      font-family: 'Space Grotesk', sans-serif;\r\n      background: var(--g-bg);\r\n      color: var(--g-white);\r\n      overflow: hidden;\r\n      position: relative;\r\n      line-height: 1.5;\r\n    }\r\n\r\n    .gloomie-site * {\r\n      box-sizing: border-box;\r\n    }\r\n\r\n    .gloomie-site a {\r\n      color: inherit;\r\n      text-decoration: none;\r\n    }\r\n\r\n    .gloomie-site img,\r\n    .gloomie-site video {\r\n      max-width: 100%;\r\n      display: block;\r\n    }\r\n\r\n    .g-section {\r\n      position: relative;\r\n      padding: 120px 5%;\r\n      background: #000;\r\n    }\r\n\r\n    .g-container {\r\n      width: min(1200px, 100%);\r\n      margin: 0 auto;\r\n      position: relative;\r\n      z-index: 3;\r\n    }\r\n\r\n    .g-display {\r\n      font-family: 'Bowlby One SC', system-ui, sans-serif;\r\n      font-size: clamp(3rem, 8vw, 8.5rem);\r\n      line-height: .9;\r\n      letter-spacing: -2px;\r\n      text-transform: uppercase;\r\n      margin: 0;\r\n      color: #fff;\r\n      text-shadow:\r\n        4px 4px 0 #000,\r\n        0 0 26px rgba(88,255,63,.18);\r\n    }\r\n\r\n    .g-title {\r\n      font-family: 'Bowlby One SC', system-ui, sans-serif;\r\n      font-size: clamp(2.2rem, 5vw, 5rem);\r\n      line-height: .95;\r\n      text-transform: uppercase;\r\n      margin: 0 0 28px;\r\n      color: #fff;\r\n      letter-spacing: -1px;\r\n    }\r\n\r\n    .g-title.center,\r\n    .g-text-center {\r\n      text-align: center;\r\n    }\r\n\r\n    .g-green {\r\n      color: var(--g-green);\r\n      text-shadow: 0 0 18px rgba(88,255,63,.45);\r\n    }\r\n\r\n    .g-subtitle {\r\n      max-width: 850px;\r\n      margin: 22px auto 0;\r\n      font-size: clamp(1.05rem, 2vw, 1.45rem);\r\n      color: rgba(255,255,255,.82);\r\n      font-weight: 700;\r\n    }\r\n\r\n    .g-copy {\r\n      color: var(--g-muted);\r\n      font-size: 1.08rem;\r\n      margin: 0;\r\n    }\r\n\r\n    .g-btn {\r\n      display: inline-flex;\r\n      align-items: center;\r\n      justify-content: center;\r\n      gap: 9px;\r\n      min-height: 48px;\r\n      padding: 13px 22px;\r\n      border-radius: 7px;\r\n      font-family: 'JetBrains Mono', monospace;\r\n      font-size: .78rem;\r\n      font-weight: 800;\r\n      letter-spacing: 1.3px;\r\n      text-transform: uppercase;\r\n      color: var(--g-green);\r\n      background: #050505;\r\n      border: 3px solid var(--g-frame);\r\n      box-shadow: 5px 5px 0 #000;\r\n      cursor: pointer;\r\n      transition: .12s steps(2);\r\n      white-space: nowrap;\r\n    }\r\n\r\n    .g-btn::before {\r\n      content: \">\";\r\n      opacity: .58;\r\n    }\r\n\r\n    .g-btn:hover {\r\n      background: var(--g-green);\r\n      color: #000;\r\n      border-color: var(--g-green);\r\n      transform: translate(3px, 3px);\r\n      box-shadow: 2px 2px 0 #000;\r\n    }\r\n\r\n    .g-btn.light {\r\n      background: #fff;\r\n      color: #000;\r\n      border-color: #000;\r\n    }\r\n\r\n    .g-btn.light:hover {\r\n      background: var(--g-green);\r\n    }\r\n\r\n    .g-card {\r\n      background: var(--g-frame);\r\n      border: 4px solid #000;\r\n      border-radius: var(--g-radius);\r\n      padding: 12px;\r\n      box-shadow: 9px 9px 0 rgba(0,0,0,.8);\r\n      position: relative;\r\n      transition: .18s ease;\r\n    }\r\n\r\n    .g-card:hover {\r\n      transform: translateY(-5px) rotate(-.4deg);\r\n    }\r\n\r\n    .g-card-screen {\r\n      height: 100%;\r\n      background: #060606;\r\n      border: 2px solid #000;\r\n      border-radius: 8px;\r\n      padding: clamp(24px, 4vw, 40px);\r\n      position: relative;\r\n      overflow: hidden;\r\n    }\r\n\r\n    .g-card-screen::before {\r\n      content: \"\";\r\n      position: absolute;\r\n      inset: 0;\r\n      background:\r\n        linear-gradient(rgba(255,255,255,0) 50%, rgba(0,0,0,.22) 50%),\r\n        radial-gradient(circle at top left, rgba(88,255,63,.1), transparent 38%);\r\n      background-size: 100% 4px, 100% 100%;\r\n      pointer-events: none;\r\n      opacity: .7;\r\n    }\r\n\r\n    .g-card-screen > * {\r\n      position: relative;\r\n      z-index: 2;\r\n    }\r\n\r\n    .g-tag {\r\n      font-family: 'JetBrains Mono', monospace;\r\n      color: var(--g-green);\r\n      font-size: .78rem;\r\n      text-transform: uppercase;\r\n      letter-spacing: 1.4px;\r\n      margin-bottom: 16px;\r\n    }\r\n\r\n    \/* CRT *\/\r\n    .g-crt {\r\n      position: fixed;\r\n      inset: 0;\r\n      pointer-events: none;\r\n      z-index: 9999;\r\n      background: linear-gradient(rgba(255,255,255,0) 50%, rgba(0,0,0,.22) 50%);\r\n      background-size: 100% 4px;\r\n      opacity: .35;\r\n      mix-blend-mode: multiply;\r\n    }\r\n\r\n    \/* NAVBAR *\/\r\n    .g-navbar {\r\n      position: relative;\r\n      z-index: 50;\r\n      display: grid;\r\n      grid-template-columns: 1fr auto 1fr;\r\n      align-items: center;\r\n      gap: 24px;\r\n      padding: 24px 5%;\r\n      background: #000;\r\n      border-bottom: 3px solid rgba(255,255,255,.08);\r\n    }\r\n\r\n    .g-nav-left,\r\n    .g-nav-right {\r\n      display: flex;\r\n      align-items: center;\r\n      gap: 12px;\r\n      flex-wrap: wrap;\r\n    }\r\n\r\n    .g-nav-right {\r\n      justify-content: flex-end;\r\n    }\r\n\r\n    .g-logo {\r\n      font-family: 'Bowlby One SC', system-ui, sans-serif;\r\n      color: #fff;\r\n      font-size: clamp(1.6rem, 3vw, 2.7rem);\r\n      letter-spacing: 1px;\r\n      text-transform: uppercase;\r\n      text-shadow: 0 0 18px rgba(88,255,63,.25);\r\n    }\r\n\r\n    \/* HERO *\/\r\n    .g-hero {\r\n      min-height: 92vh;\r\n      padding: 0 5% 52px;\r\n      display: flex;\r\n      align-items: flex-end;\r\n      justify-content: center;\r\n      text-align: center;\r\n      overflow: hidden;\r\n    }\r\n\r\n    .g-bg-video {\r\n      position: absolute;\r\n      inset: 0;\r\n      width: 100%;\r\n      height: 100%;\r\n      object-fit: cover;\r\n      z-index: 0;\r\n    }\r\n\r\n    .g-hero::after {\r\n      content: \"\";\r\n      position: absolute;\r\n      inset: 0;\r\n      z-index: 1;\r\n      background: linear-gradient(\r\n        180deg,\r\n        rgba(0,0,0,0) 0%,\r\n        rgba(0,0,0,.42) 48%,\r\n        rgba(0,0,0,1) 100%\r\n      );\r\n      pointer-events: none;\r\n    }\r\n\r\n    .g-hero-content {\r\n      position: relative;\r\n      z-index: 3;\r\n      width: min(1000px, 100%);\r\n      margin: 0 auto;\r\n      padding-bottom: 70px;\r\n    }\r\n\r\n    .g-hero-buttons {\r\n      display: flex;\r\n      justify-content: center;\r\n      align-items: center;\r\n      gap: 14px;\r\n      flex-wrap: wrap;\r\n      margin-top: 34px;\r\n    }\r\n\r\n    .g-fixed-ca {\r\n      position: fixed;\r\n      left: 50%;\r\n      bottom: 22px;\r\n      transform: translateX(-50%);\r\n      z-index: 120;\r\n      display: flex;\r\n      align-items: center;\r\n      gap: 12px;\r\n      width: min(760px, calc(100vw - 28px));\r\n      background: #1d1d1d;\r\n      border: 4px solid #000;\r\n      border-radius: 12px;\r\n      padding: 10px;\r\n      box-shadow: 8px 8px 0 rgba(0,0,0,.75);\r\n    }\r\n\r\n    .g-ca-text {\r\n      flex: 1;\r\n      min-width: 0;\r\n      overflow: hidden;\r\n      text-overflow: ellipsis;\r\n      white-space: nowrap;\r\n      background: #050505;\r\n      border: 2px solid #000;\r\n      border-radius: 7px;\r\n      padding: 12px 14px;\r\n      font-family: 'JetBrains Mono', monospace;\r\n      color: rgba(255,255,255,.74);\r\n      font-size: .78rem;\r\n    }\r\n\r\n    .g-copy-btn {\r\n      flex: 0 0 auto;\r\n    }\r\n\r\n    \/* ABOUT *\/\r\n    .g-about-grid {\r\n      display: grid;\r\n      grid-template-columns: .9fr 1.1fr;\r\n      gap: 64px;\r\n      align-items: center;\r\n    }\r\n\r\n    .g-about-img {\r\n      display: flex;\r\n      justify-content: center;\r\n      align-items: center;\r\n    }\r\n\r\n    .g-about-img img {\r\n      width: min(520px, 100%);\r\n      animation: gFloat 4.8s ease-in-out infinite;\r\n    }\r\n\r\n    \/* SYMPTOMS *\/\r\n    .g-symptoms {\r\n      overflow: hidden;\r\n      padding-top: 130px;\r\n    }\r\n\r\n    .g-symptoms-intro {\r\n      max-width: 850px;\r\n      margin: 0 auto 74px;\r\n    }\r\n\r\n    .g-symptoms-fly-wrap {\r\n      position: relative;\r\n      height: 150px;\r\n      margin: -25px 0 10px;\r\n      pointer-events: none;\r\n      z-index: 5;\r\n    }\r\n\r\n    .g-flying-gloomie {\r\n      position: absolute;\r\n      top: 4px;\r\n      right: -240px;\r\n      width: clamp(160px, 20vw, 280px);\r\n      filter: drop-shadow(0 0 18px rgba(88,255,63,.25));\r\n      animation:\r\n        gFlyAcross 9s linear infinite,\r\n        gShake 0.32s steps(2) infinite;\r\n      transform-origin: center;\r\n    }\r\n\r\n    .g-symptoms-grid {\r\n      display: grid;\r\n      grid-template-columns: repeat(4, 1fr);\r\n      gap: 22px;\r\n      position: relative;\r\n      z-index: 2;\r\n    }\r\n\r\n    .g-symptom-card:nth-child(2) {\r\n      margin-top: 38px;\r\n    }\r\n\r\n    .g-symptom-card:nth-child(3) {\r\n      margin-top: -18px;\r\n    }\r\n\r\n    .g-symptom-card:nth-child(4) {\r\n      margin-top: 28px;\r\n    }\r\n\r\n    .g-icon {\r\n      width: 54px;\r\n      height: 54px;\r\n      margin-bottom: 22px;\r\n      color: var(--g-green);\r\n      filter: drop-shadow(0 0 10px rgba(88,255,63,.4));\r\n    }\r\n\r\n    .g-card h3,\r\n    .g-step h3 {\r\n      font-family: 'Bowlby One SC', system-ui, sans-serif;\r\n      font-size: clamp(1.25rem, 2vw, 1.7rem);\r\n      line-height: 1.02;\r\n      margin: 0 0 14px;\r\n      color: #fff;\r\n      text-transform: uppercase;\r\n    }\r\n\r\n    \/* HOW TO BUY *\/\r\n    .g-htb-grid {\r\n      display: grid;\r\n      grid-template-columns: 1.12fr .88fr;\r\n      gap: 62px;\r\n      align-items: center;\r\n    }\r\n\r\n    .g-htb-img img {\r\n      width: min(680px, 100%);\r\n      animation: gFloat 5.2s ease-in-out infinite;\r\n    }\r\n\r\n    .g-steps {\r\n      display: grid;\r\n      gap: 18px;\r\n    }\r\n\r\n    .g-step {\r\n      display: grid;\r\n      grid-template-columns: auto 1fr;\r\n      gap: 18px;\r\n      align-items: flex-start;\r\n    }\r\n\r\n    .g-step-num {\r\n      width: 46px;\r\n      height: 46px;\r\n      display: inline-flex;\r\n      align-items: center;\r\n      justify-content: center;\r\n      font-family: 'JetBrains Mono', monospace;\r\n      font-weight: 900;\r\n      color: #000;\r\n      background: var(--g-green);\r\n      border: 3px solid #000;\r\n      box-shadow: 4px 4px 0 #000;\r\n      border-radius: 8px;\r\n    }\r\n\r\n    \/* JOIN *\/\r\n    .g-join {\r\n      min-height: 78vh;\r\n      display: flex;\r\n      align-items: center;\r\n      justify-content: center;\r\n      text-align: center;\r\n      overflow: hidden;\r\n    }\r\n\r\n    .g-join::after {\r\n      content: \"\";\r\n      position: absolute;\r\n      inset: 0;\r\n      z-index: 1;\r\n      background: linear-gradient(\r\n        180deg,\r\n        rgba(0,0,0,1) 0%,\r\n        rgba(0,0,0,.45) 48%,\r\n        rgba(0,0,0,0) 100%\r\n      );\r\n      pointer-events: none;\r\n    }\r\n\r\n    .g-join-content {\r\n      position: relative;\r\n      z-index: 3;\r\n      width: min(850px, 100%);\r\n      margin: 0 auto;\r\n    }\r\n\r\n    \/* FOOTER *\/\r\n    .g-footer {\r\n      background: #000;\r\n      padding: 58px 5% 110px;\r\n      border-top: 3px solid rgba(255,255,255,.08);\r\n      position: relative;\r\n    }\r\n\r\n    .g-footer-inner {\r\n      width: min(1200px, 100%);\r\n      margin: 0 auto;\r\n      display: grid;\r\n      grid-template-columns: 1fr auto;\r\n      gap: 28px;\r\n      align-items: center;\r\n    }\r\n\r\n    .g-footer-logo {\r\n      font-family: 'Bowlby One SC', system-ui, sans-serif;\r\n      font-size: clamp(2rem, 4vw, 4rem);\r\n      line-height: .9;\r\n      color: #fff;\r\n    }\r\n\r\n    .g-footer p {\r\n      margin: 12px 0 0;\r\n      font-family: 'JetBrains Mono', monospace;\r\n      color: rgba(255,255,255,.5);\r\n      font-size: .82rem;\r\n      text-transform: uppercase;\r\n      letter-spacing: 1px;\r\n    }\r\n\r\n    .g-footer-links {\r\n      display: flex;\r\n      gap: 12px;\r\n      flex-wrap: wrap;\r\n      justify-content: flex-end;\r\n    }\r\n\r\n    .g-footer-note {\r\n      grid-column: 1 \/ -1;\r\n      margin-top: 30px;\r\n      padding-top: 26px;\r\n      border-top: 2px dashed rgba(255,255,255,.16);\r\n      display: flex;\r\n      justify-content: space-between;\r\n      gap: 20px;\r\n      flex-wrap: wrap;\r\n      color: rgba(255,255,255,.45);\r\n      font-family: 'JetBrains Mono', monospace;\r\n      font-size: .75rem;\r\n      text-transform: uppercase;\r\n      letter-spacing: 1px;\r\n    }\r\n\r\n    \/* Animations *\/\r\n    @keyframes gFloat {\r\n      0%, 100% { transform: translateY(0) rotate(-1deg); }\r\n      50% { transform: translateY(-18px) rotate(1.2deg); }\r\n    }\r\n\r\n    @keyframes gFlyAcross {\r\n      0% { right: -280px; }\r\n      100% { right: calc(100% + 280px); }\r\n    }\r\n\r\n    @keyframes gShake {\r\n      0% { transform: translate(0,0) rotate(-2deg); }\r\n      25% { transform: translate(2px,-1px) rotate(1deg); }\r\n      50% { transform: translate(-2px,1px) rotate(-1deg); }\r\n      75% { transform: translate(1px,2px) rotate(2deg); }\r\n      100% { transform: translate(0,0) rotate(-2deg); }\r\n    }\r\n\r\n    @keyframes gPulse {\r\n      0%, 100% { opacity: .75; }\r\n      50% { opacity: 1; }\r\n    }\r\n\r\n    \/* Responsive *\/\r\n    @media (max-width: 1100px) {\r\n      .g-symptoms-grid {\r\n        grid-template-columns: repeat(2, 1fr);\r\n      }\r\n\r\n      .g-symptom-card:nth-child(2),\r\n      .g-symptom-card:nth-child(3),\r\n      .g-symptom-card:nth-child(4) {\r\n        margin-top: 0;\r\n      }\r\n    }\r\n\r\n    @media (max-width: 900px) {\r\n      .g-navbar {\r\n        grid-template-columns: 1fr;\r\n        text-align: center;\r\n      }\r\n\r\n      .g-nav-left,\r\n      .g-nav-right {\r\n        justify-content: center;\r\n      }\r\n\r\n      .g-about-grid,\r\n      .g-htb-grid {\r\n        grid-template-columns: 1fr;\r\n        gap: 44px;\r\n      }\r\n\r\n      .g-htb-img {\r\n        order: -1;\r\n      }\r\n\r\n      .g-section {\r\n        padding: 90px 5%;\r\n      }\r\n\r\n      .g-hero {\r\n        min-height: 86vh;\r\n      }\r\n\r\n      .g-footer-inner {\r\n        grid-template-columns: 1fr;\r\n        text-align: center;\r\n      }\r\n\r\n      .g-footer-links {\r\n        justify-content: center;\r\n      }\r\n\r\n      .g-footer-note {\r\n        justify-content: center;\r\n        text-align: center;\r\n      }\r\n    }\r\n\r\n    @media (max-width: 640px) {\r\n      .g-btn {\r\n        width: 100%;\r\n      }\r\n\r\n      .g-nav-left,\r\n      .g-nav-right {\r\n        display: grid;\r\n        grid-template-columns: 1fr 1fr;\r\n        width: 100%;\r\n      }\r\n\r\n      .g-symptoms-grid {\r\n        grid-template-columns: 1fr;\r\n      }\r\n\r\n      .g-fixed-ca {\r\n        align-items: stretch;\r\n        flex-direction: column;\r\n        bottom: 12px;\r\n      }\r\n\r\n      .g-ca-text {\r\n        width: 100%;\r\n        text-align: center;\r\n      }\r\n\r\n      .g-copy-btn {\r\n        width: 100%;\r\n      }\r\n\r\n      .g-display {\r\n        font-size: clamp(3rem, 15vw, 5rem);\r\n      }\r\n\r\n      .g-subtitle {\r\n        font-size: 1rem;\r\n      }\r\n    }\r\n  <\/style>\r\n\r\n  <div class=\"g-crt\"><\/div>\r\n\r\n  <!-- NAVBAR -->\r\n  <nav class=\"g-navbar\">\r\n    <div class=\"g-nav-left\">\r\n      <a class=\"g-btn\" href=\"https:\/\/x.com\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Twitter<\/a>\r\n      <a class=\"g-btn\" href=\"https:\/\/t.me\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Telegram<\/a>\r\n    <\/div>\r\n\r\n    <div class=\"g-logo\">GLOOMIE<\/div>\r\n\r\n    <div class=\"g-nav-right\">\r\n      <a class=\"g-btn\" href=\"https:\/\/dexscreener.com\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Live Chart<\/a>\r\n      <a class=\"g-btn\" href=\"https:\/\/pump.fun\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Pump.Swap<\/a>\r\n    <\/div>\r\n  <\/nav>\r\n\r\n  <!-- HERO -->\r\n  <section class=\"g-section g-hero\">\r\n    <video class=\"g-bg-video\" autoplay muted loop playsinline preload=\"metadata\">\r\n      <source src=\"https:\/\/gloomie.lol\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/05\/GLOOMIE-BG1.mp4\" type=\"video\/mp4\">\r\n    <\/video>\r\n\r\n    <div class=\"g-hero-content\">\r\n      <p class=\"g-tag\">\/ terminal state detected<\/p>\r\n      <h1 class=\"g-display\">Terminal <span class=\"g-green\">Moonbrain.<\/span><\/h1>\r\n      <p class=\"g-subtitle\">\r\n        No thoughts. Just up. Gloomie stared at the 1-minute chart until his brain completely smoothed out.\r\n        Now, there is only the green candle.\r\n      <\/p>\r\n\r\n      <div class=\"g-hero-buttons\">\r\n        <a class=\"g-btn light\" href=\"https:\/\/pump.fun\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Enter The Delusion<\/a>\r\n        <a class=\"g-btn\" href=\"https:\/\/dexscreener.com\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Stare At The Chart<\/a>\r\n      <\/div>\r\n    <\/div>\r\n  <\/section>\r\n\r\n  <!-- FIXED CA COPY -->\r\n  <div class=\"g-fixed-ca\">\r\n    <div class=\"g-ca-text\" id=\"gloomie-ca\">YOUR_CA_HERE<\/div>\r\n    <button class=\"g-btn g-copy-btn\" id=\"gloomie-copy-ca\" type=\"button\">Copy CA<\/button>\r\n  <\/div>\r\n\r\n  <!-- ABOUT -->\r\n  <section class=\"g-section\">\r\n    <div class=\"g-container g-about-grid\">\r\n      <div class=\"g-about-img\">\r\n        <img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/gloomie.lol\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/05\/gloomie-about.gif\" alt=\"Gloomie floating character\">\r\n      <\/div>\r\n\r\n      <div class=\"g-card\">\r\n        <div class=\"g-card-screen\">\r\n          <p class=\"g-tag\">\/ lore<\/p>\r\n          <h2 class=\"g-title\">The Peaceful <span class=\"g-green\">Delusion.<\/span><\/h2>\r\n          <p class=\"g-copy\">\r\n            Gloomie doesn't care about fundamentals. He doesn't read the news. He doesn't even know what a blockchain is anymore.\r\n            He just knows that if he waits long enough, the line goes to the moon.\r\n          <\/p>\r\n          <br>\r\n          <p class=\"g-copy\">\r\n            He is completely disconnected from earthly logic, floating in a quiet, zero-gravity state of permanent inner peace.\r\n          <\/p>\r\n        <\/div>\r\n      <\/div>\r\n    <\/div>\r\n  <\/section>\r\n\r\n  <!-- SYMPTOMS -->\r\n  <section class=\"g-section g-symptoms\">\r\n    <div class=\"g-container\">\r\n      <div class=\"g-symptoms-intro g-text-center\">\r\n        <p class=\"g-tag\">\/ diagnosis report<\/p>\r\n        <h2 class=\"g-title center\">Clinical <span class=\"g-green\">Diagnosis.<\/span><\/h2>\r\n        <p class=\"g-copy\">\r\n          Symptoms may include chart staring, lunar hallucinations, and complete inability to process bearish information.\r\n        <\/p>\r\n      <\/div>\r\n\r\n      <div class=\"g-symptoms-fly-wrap\">\r\n        <img decoding=\"async\" class=\"g-flying-gloomie\" src=\"https:\/\/gloomie.lol\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/05\/Asset-9.png\" alt=\"Flying Gloomie\">\r\n      <\/div>\r\n\r\n      <div class=\"g-symptoms-grid\">\r\n        <div class=\"g-card g-symptom-card\">\r\n          <div class=\"g-card-screen\">\r\n            <svg class=\"g-icon\" viewBox=\"0 0 64 64\" fill=\"none\" aria-hidden=\"true\">\r\n              <path d=\"M14 31C14 20.5 22.5 12 33 12s19 8.5 19 19-8.5 19-19 19H20l-6 6V31Z\" stroke=\"currentColor\" stroke-width=\"5\" stroke-linejoin=\"round\"\/>\r\n              <path d=\"M24 31h.1M33 31h.1M42 31h.1\" stroke=\"currentColor\" stroke-width=\"7\" stroke-linecap=\"round\"\/>\r\n            <\/svg>\r\n            <h3>Zero Brain Activity<\/h3>\r\n            <p class=\"g-copy\">Not a single thought behind those eyes. Just vibes.<\/p>\r\n          <\/div>\r\n        <\/div>\r\n\r\n        <div class=\"g-card g-symptom-card\">\r\n          <div class=\"g-card-screen\">\r\n            <svg class=\"g-icon\" viewBox=\"0 0 64 64\" fill=\"none\" aria-hidden=\"true\">\r\n              <path d=\"M8 36s8-14 24-14 24 14 24 14-8 14-24 14S8 36 8 36Z\" stroke=\"currentColor\" stroke-width=\"5\" stroke-linejoin=\"round\"\/>\r\n              <path d=\"M32 43a7 7 0 1 0 0-14 7 7 0 0 0 0 14Z\" stroke=\"currentColor\" stroke-width=\"5\"\/>\r\n              <path d=\"M49 12 15 56\" stroke=\"currentColor\" stroke-width=\"5\" stroke-linecap=\"round\"\/>\r\n            <\/svg>\r\n            <h3>Red-Color Blindness<\/h3>\r\n            <p class=\"g-copy\">Biologically incapable of seeing red candles. Everything is green.<\/p>\r\n          <\/div>\r\n        <\/div>\r\n\r\n        <div class=\"g-card g-symptom-card\">\r\n          <div class=\"g-card-screen\">\r\n            <svg class=\"g-icon\" viewBox=\"0 0 64 64\" fill=\"none\" aria-hidden=\"true\">\r\n              <path d=\"M43 8c-2 15 6 26 18 31-7 12-22 18-35 12C12 45 6 29 12 17 19 5 33 2 43 8Z\" stroke=\"currentColor\" stroke-width=\"5\" stroke-linejoin=\"round\"\/>\r\n              <path d=\"M23 21h.1M35 34h.1M26 43h.1\" stroke=\"currentColor\" stroke-width=\"6\" stroke-linecap=\"round\"\/>\r\n            <\/svg>\r\n            <h3>Lunar Hallucinations<\/h3>\r\n            <p class=\"g-copy\">Constantly preparing for a moon landing that is always just around the corner.<\/p>\r\n          <\/div>\r\n        <\/div>\r\n\r\n        <div class=\"g-card g-symptom-card\">\r\n          <div class=\"g-card-screen\">\r\n            <svg class=\"g-icon\" viewBox=\"0 0 64 64\" fill=\"none\" aria-hidden=\"true\">\r\n              <path d=\"M32 10v23l14 8\" stroke=\"currentColor\" stroke-width=\"5\" stroke-linecap=\"round\" stroke-linejoin=\"round\"\/>\r\n              <path d=\"M32 58c14.36 0 26-11.64 26-26S46.36 6 32 6 6 17.64 6 32s11.64 26 26 26Z\" stroke=\"currentColor\" stroke-width=\"5\"\/>\r\n            <\/svg>\r\n            <h3>Infinite Patience<\/h3>\r\n            <p class=\"g-copy\">You can't panic sell if you forgot how to sell.<\/p>\r\n          <\/div>\r\n        <\/div>\r\n      <\/div>\r\n    <\/div>\r\n  <\/section>\r\n\r\n  <!-- TOKENOMICS -->\r\n  <section class=\"g-section\">\r\n    <div class=\"g-container\">\r\n      <div class=\"g-card\">\r\n        <div class=\"g-card-screen\">\r\n          <p class=\"g-tag\">\/ metrics<\/p>\r\n          <h2 class=\"g-title\">Smooth Brain <span class=\"g-green\">Metrics.<\/span><\/h2>\r\n          <p class=\"g-copy\">\r\n            No complicated math. No fake utility. Just a ticker and a dream.\r\n          <\/p>\r\n\r\n          <div style=\"height:32px\"><\/div>\r\n\r\n          <div class=\"g-symptoms-grid\">\r\n            <div>\r\n              <h3>0% Tax<\/h3>\r\n              <p class=\"g-copy\">Because math is too hard.<\/p>\r\n            <\/div>\r\n            <div>\r\n              <h3>LP Burned<\/h3>\r\n              <p class=\"g-copy\">Gone. Just like Gloomie's attention span.<\/p>\r\n            <\/div>\r\n            <div>\r\n              <h3>1B Supply<\/h3>\r\n              <p class=\"g-copy\">Enough for every smooth brain in orbit.<\/p>\r\n            <\/div>\r\n            <div>\r\n              <h3>Solana<\/h3>\r\n              <p class=\"g-copy\">Fast chain. Empty brain.<\/p>\r\n            <\/div>\r\n          <\/div>\r\n        <\/div>\r\n      <\/div>\r\n    <\/div>\r\n  <\/section>\r\n\r\n  <!-- HOW TO BUY -->\r\n  <section class=\"g-section\">\r\n    <div class=\"g-container g-htb-grid\">\r\n      <div class=\"g-htb-img\">\r\n        <img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/gloomie.lol\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/05\/gloomie-how.gif\" alt=\"How to buy Gloomie\">\r\n      <\/div>\r\n\r\n      <div>\r\n        <p class=\"g-tag\">\/ instruction manual<\/p>\r\n        <h2 class=\"g-title\">How To <span class=\"g-green\">Buy.<\/span><\/h2>\r\n\r\n        <div class=\"g-steps\">\r\n          <div class=\"g-card\">\r\n            <div class=\"g-card-screen g-step\">\r\n              <div class=\"g-step-num\">01<\/div>\r\n              <div>\r\n                <h3>Get SOL<\/h3>\r\n                <p class=\"g-copy\">Load your Solana wallet with SOL. Gloomie does not accept thoughts as payment.<\/p>\r\n              <\/div>\r\n            <\/div>\r\n          <\/div>\r\n\r\n          <div class=\"g-card\">\r\n            <div class=\"g-card-screen g-step\">\r\n              <div class=\"g-step-num\">02<\/div>\r\n              <div>\r\n                <h3>Open Pump.Swap<\/h3>\r\n                <p class=\"g-copy\">Go to Pump.Swap and paste the $glomie contract address.<\/p>\r\n              <\/div>\r\n            <\/div>\r\n          <\/div>\r\n\r\n          <div class=\"g-card\">\r\n            <div class=\"g-card-screen g-step\">\r\n              <div class=\"g-step-num\">03<\/div>\r\n              <div>\r\n                <h3>Swap And Stare<\/h3>\r\n                <p class=\"g-copy\">Swap SOL for $glomie. Then stare at the chart until inner peace arrives.<\/p>\r\n              <\/div>\r\n            <\/div>\r\n          <\/div>\r\n        <\/div>\r\n\r\n        <div class=\"g-hero-buttons\" style=\"justify-content:flex-start;\">\r\n          <a class=\"g-btn light\" href=\"https:\/\/pump.fun\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Buy On Pump.Swap<\/a>\r\n          <button class=\"g-btn\" type=\"button\" onclick=\"document.getElementById('gloomie-copy-ca').click()\">Copy CA<\/button>\r\n        <\/div>\r\n      <\/div>\r\n    <\/div>\r\n  <\/section>\r\n\r\n  <!-- JOIN COMMUNITY -->\r\n  <section class=\"g-section g-join\">\r\n    <video class=\"g-bg-video\" autoplay muted loop playsinline preload=\"metadata\">\r\n      <source src=\"https:\/\/gloomie.lol\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/05\/GLOOMIE-BG2.mp4\" type=\"video\/mp4\">\r\n    <\/video>\r\n\r\n    <div class=\"g-join-content\">\r\n      <p class=\"g-tag\">\/ asylum open<\/p>\r\n      <h2 class=\"g-display\">We Are All <span class=\"g-green\">Gloomie.<\/span><\/h2>\r\n      <p class=\"g-subtitle\">\r\n        Stop thinking. It hurts anyway. Come stare at the chart with us in the asylum.\r\n      <\/p>\r\n\r\n      <div class=\"g-hero-buttons\">\r\n        <a class=\"g-btn light\" href=\"https:\/\/x.com\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Twitter \/ X<\/a>\r\n        <a class=\"g-btn\" href=\"https:\/\/t.me\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Telegram<\/a>\r\n      <\/div>\r\n    <\/div>\r\n  <\/section>\r\n\r\n  <!-- FOOTER -->\r\n  <footer class=\"g-footer\">\r\n    <div class=\"g-footer-inner\">\r\n      <div>\r\n        <div class=\"g-footer-logo\">GLOOMIE<\/div>\r\n        <p>Terminal Moonbrain Protocol<\/p>\r\n      <\/div>\r\n\r\n      <div class=\"g-footer-links\">\r\n        <a class=\"g-btn\" href=\"https:\/\/x.com\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Twitter<\/a>\r\n        <a class=\"g-btn\" href=\"https:\/\/t.me\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Telegram<\/a>\r\n        <a class=\"g-btn\" href=\"https:\/\/dexscreener.com\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Chart<\/a>\r\n      <\/div>\r\n\r\n      <div class=\"g-footer-note\">\r\n        <span>$glomie on Solana<\/span>\r\n        <span>No thoughts. 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